"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them." Phyllis Diller
"A suburban mother's role is to children obstretrically once, and by car forever after." Peter De Vries
"A mother is a person who seeing there are only 4 pieces of pie for 5 people, promptly announces she never did care for pie." Tenneva Jordan
"Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life." Author unknown
"Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young." Author unknown
"There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it." Chinese proverb
While humorous, there is also truth to these quips. But as every mother knows, survival in the toughest job in the world depends on a fabulous sense of humor! Here's to all the mother's in the world who laugh at themselves and parenting.