I have never had a desire to be Miss America. However, I do enjoy the typical "I want world peace" response given to the question and answer session. If the pageant participant's father works in or owns a munitions plant would she really want world peace?
I would like to hear one of those beauty contestants say "I want a red BMW convertible." "I want to get out of these friggin' high heels." "I want to sleep with Johnny Depp." "I want a huge steak, baked potato piled high with sour cream, and a ginormous banana split since I've been starving myself for this pageant."
1 year ago